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The sound of a Norman Rockwell painting dying. This is so boring that you have to picture Garrison Keillor's eyebrows to be amused. This is basically "The Lawrence Welk Show" for people who can't stand music. Corny, shopworn, and so full of itself that sometimes a little pee comes out of your radio when you listen to it. I keep expecting the Loretta Lynn "Butter Flavored Crisco" commercial to come along and give this turd some zing, but it never happens. Then I wake up and it's two days later.
I used to listen to A Prairie Home Companion. But it then got to be Garrison Keillor Inc.--upon which the show jumped the shark. (That was the time that Keillor decided to "retire". Actually, I think he was looking for attention.) Since that time, I have avoided Prairie Home, Keillor and subsequently public radio altogether.
Seriously, APHC is right on when it comes to small town midwest lifestyles! Don't knock it til you've tried it!